My Town - My City - My Life
V. I. P. Express Taxi Service
Call Tommy: 216-570-6571
5001 Tillman Ave. Cleveland Ohio 44102
All Credit Cards "Gladly" Accepted!
#1 in Customer Service - 7 passenger Grand Caravan
Cleveland Sightseeing Tours
Rides to the Airport, Greyhound Station,Amtrack Station
Lowest Rates for Long Rides to Cedar Point & Casinos
Cleveland Legends
Meet Chris the Iron Chef from the Streets located on Public Square at W. 2nd & Rockwell between John Q's and the Old Stone Church. Chris has been selling the Best Chili Dog in Cleveland for 27 years! - $1.50 chili dog
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Harbor Inn- Est. 1895 - Oldest Bar in Town!
Best Dive & Dart Bar! / Beers from Around the World Locals go here! I played darts here in the 70's!216-241-3232 / 1219 Main / West Bank of the Flats
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Great Lakes Brewing Company
$15 - $30
Award Winning Nationally Ranked Beer / Undisputed Champion for quenching your Thirst! / Great Food Outdoor Patio / Tour the Brewery or attend "Beer School" / Very Nice Gift Shop
216-771-4404 See Nancy the "Best" Waitress in Cleveland!
2516 Market St. near Downtown.
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Best Romantic Bar
Velvet Tango Room $$$$
Best Martini /A Cocktail is a Mood, a Place an Aesthetic Statement! / Live Music
You get what you pay for
Classy Speakeasy.
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John Q's Steakhouse - $15 - $30
Best Steak in C-Town period for 30 Yrs. / Classy Atmosphere / Sports Motif Large Flat Screens!
Owner Rick Cassara MEATS your every desire!
Try the 24-oz Porterhouse!Anne is ready to take your order! Outdoor Patio / Locals eat here!
216-861-0900 / at 55 Public Square the center of Town by Old Stone Church
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Don's Lighthouse - $15 - $30
Freshest Seafood! / Cleveland Legend for 35 yrs. Great Service! / I eat here often! / I love the crab cakes & New England clam chowder! / Locals Eat Here!
Happy hour 4:30 - 6:30 1/2 appetizers!
216-961-6700 / 8905 Lake 7 minutes west of Downtown
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Fahrenheit - $30+
Contemporary American Regional Cuisine / Chef Rocco: Will rock your taste buds! / Great Pizza
Best Martinis / Kieth "Food Critic" loves pleasing his pallet here!
216-781-8858 / 2417 Professor
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Hotz Cafe - $3 - $10
Family owned for 4 generations / Established 1919
Where the friendly fun loving people go to drink!
Stop by and see John Hotz for great food specials!
Steak & Ribs Tues. $8.95 /Angus Burger Wed. $4.50 Taco Thursday $2.50 / Pasta Fridays $4.99
Best place to play shuffleboard! Babe Ruth drank here!
216-299-1590 / 2529 West 10th Street
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The Iron Chef is making a lot of Cabbage! Reservations a must! / Beef brisket pirogies! Micheal gives cooking lessons.
216-621-5652
2058 E. 4th / near Public Square.
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Sokolowski's University Inn - $10 -$15
Pirogies & Perch
Black Angus & Baby Back Ribs / Tremont's Oldest, Friendliest, Family Run - 1923 Cafeteria Style / Lots of Sport's Pictures Locals eat here! 216-771-9236
1201 University Rd., Tremont
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Mallorca - $15 - $30
The Undisputed Champion! Best Spanish & Portuguese Food / Spanish Chef-Award Winning Seafood / Best Service on the Planet! Best Value! One of my favorites!
One Piaya feeds 2 - $27
216-687-9494 / 1390 W. 9th St. in Warehouse District
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On Lake Erie / Best Seafood / People go here for a romantic dinner or special occasion $$$$
216-228-2250
12700 Lake Rd.
10 minutes west of Downtown
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Downtown Johnny's - $30 +
Best Italian / Pure Class
The band plays on... in front of a standing room only crowd on the Patio out front. Great Food & Music!
Johnny's Little Bar- In the alley behind the restaurant serving great food until 1 A.M. / Best Hamburger / Cleveland TV personalities hide out here.
216-623-0055 / 1406 West 6th St. Warehouse District
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Nighttown - $15 - $30
Let's call it Fine Casual Dining / Great Food
Jazz 7 nights a week / fabulous Outdoor Patio heated with glass panels. A local favorite!
216-795-0550 / 12387 Cedar Road
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Ginza Sushi & Steak House - $15
Best Sushi in Town! / Lunch & Dinner
Japanese Chef kicks your ass!
216-589-8503 / 1105 Carnegie across from Hilton Garden Hotel
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When I am approached by a panhandler who needs beer money
I politely say: Sorry my mom told me never to talk to strangers.
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Becky's - $10
Award Winning Pirogies / Locals eat here!
Best Downtown Dive Bar / Best Value- Wings Homemade Fries / Lunch & Dinner
Service is slow but the food is worth waiting for.
216-621-0055 / 1762 E. 18th near Chester / by Greyhound
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Slymans - $8
Home of the Biggest & Best Best Corn Beef Sandwich on the Planet! / Open 11 A.M. to 2 P.M. / The line starts to form at noon and runs outside the door. / Stop in for the Best Breakfast!
216-621-3760 / 3106 St. Clair 1 mile East of Downtown
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Siam Cafe - $15
Best Thai, Cantonese, Vietnamese cuisine.
Passengers always ask me for Thai food. Here it is.
216-361-2323 / 3951 St. Clair / 1 mile East of Downtown
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Sergio's - $30 +
Award winning Global Cuisine / Italian + France Cuisine Seafood Tapas with Italian,Coastal & Asian flavors.
216-231-1234 / 1903 Ford 10 minutes east of Downtown
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Ferris Steak House - $15 - $30
Since 1940 / Serving the Best Steak & Chops in Cleveland / 3rd generation Owners
Secure Parking / Piano Music on Fri. & Sat.
Open 6 days a week Mon. -Sat. from 5 PM to 10 PM.
216-281-1437 / 8700 Detroit 10 minutes west of Downtown
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Ty Fun Thai Bistro - $15 - $30
An Asian Bistro / Nice Atmosphere
Best Vegetarian Menu
Passengers from India said the food was very good.
216-664-1000 / 815 Jefferson in Tremont
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Let's Play Cash Cab
1. The streets in Downtown Cleveland are named after
all the Great Lakes except one. Which one is missing?
Ontario Huron Michigan Erie Superior
2. There is a Tiffany Room in Cleveland, where is it?
3. Wade Park was donated by Jeptha Wade the man
who invented what?
4. What business in the Warehouse District has the
best pizza?
5. When you cross the street should you look at the
light or should you look at the traffic?
6. All people are created equal? True False
7. The most powerful person in a criminal court hearing
Judge /Jury/Prosecuting Attorney/Defense Attorney
8. Where does a drug dealer walking the streets hide
his money? Where on his person?
9. How high is up? Write a mathematical formula.
10. Providing college students with a flat fee for an
open bar is a great way for the University to
determine who the future alcoholics of America are?
True False
Bonus Question:
Gloria James Lebron's mother is an Alcoholic Whore!
True False
My Answers to Cash Cab Questions
1. No street is named Michigan. There is an Erie Court.
2. There is a Tiffany Room in Lakeview Cemetery.
3. Jeptha Wade invented the Western Union Telegraph.
4. Map Room best pizza in warehouse District.
5. Look at traffic when crossing the street.
6. False Kid born in the projects is not equal to you?
7. The Prosecuting Attorney can be paid off and
throw the case. He can lose on purpose. There are
good arguments for other answers but this is mine.
8. Drug dealers hide their money in their sock in their
shoe. Shoe or sock is a correct answer.
9. My answer is: 2x 1/2 way up
You may have come up with another good formula.
10. True An open bar for college students is insanity.
Yes I drank my fair share in college. I was a drunk
asshole on many occasions. Now I've been sober
over 20 years and wonder why I wasted so much
time getting wasted. Good Bless the Nerds...they
will be the most successful when the dust settles...
Bonus Question: True Mother knows West!
Gloria James was cited for drunk driving the first year Lebron came here. She enjoys getting drunk, dancing and banging his teammates as well as other young men. She isn't much to look at...but she can party like a rock star! Lebron was raised by his coach while Gloria polished up her partying skills...
