Cleveland Cabby IQ Test
If you can pass this test, you've probably been around the block a few times. Answer: Yes or No
1. Life is fair.
2. Honesty is the best policy.
3. The customer is always right.
4. There is no such thing as a stupid question.
5. All wars are fought in the name of God.
6. The City Schools are designed for failure.
7. A traffic cop's job is to protect and serve.
8. All drugs should be legalized.
9. Prostitution should be legalized.
10. Gambling should be legalized.
11. All I need to know I learned in Kindergarten.
12. World history teaches us to be at peace.
13. Never question what your teacher says.
14. Panhandlers need money for food.
15. Look at the traffic light when crossing street.
16. Columbus discovered America.
17. Proper nutrition is the solution to good health.
18. People are born gay.
19. The United States is the greatest country.
20. All men are dogs.
21. All women bleed.
22. All men and women are created equal?
The Answer are below.....
Cleveland Cabby IQ Test
1. Life is fair.
Yes. Life is fair - people are not.
2. Honesty is the best policy.
No. Lying often prevents pain-more problems.
3. The customer is always right.
No. The customer is usually wrong.
4. There is no such thing as a stupid question.
No. I ask stupid questions all the time.
5. All wars are fought in the name of God.
Yes. God is always on both sides.
6. The City Schools are designed for failure.
Yes! We must maintain a lower class.
7. A traffic cop's job is to protect and serve.
No. It's to make money for the city.
8. All drugs should be legalized.
Yes. The jails would be empty.
9. Prostitution should be legalized.
Yes. Why is it legal in only some states?
10. Gambling should be legalized.
Yes. It's called freedom.
11. All I need to know I learned in Kindergarten.
Yes. I learned all the basics.
12. World history teaches us to be at peace.
No. It teahes us how to build bigger bombs.
13. Never question what your teacher says.
No. Teachers are wrong everyday.
14. Panhandlers need money for food.
They need money for alcohol and drugs.
15. Look at the traffic light when crossing street.
No. Please look at the traffic!
16. Columbus discovered America.
No.Why were the Indians there first?
17. Proper nutrition is the solution to good health.
Yes. Proper food can replace pills.
18. People are born gay.
Yes. Don't deny their genetic make-up.
19. The United States is the greatest country.
I don't know. I haven't been anywhere else.
20. All men are dogs.
Yes. This is a cold hard fact, lust then love.
21. All women bleed.
Yes. No wonder they are emotional.
22. All men and women are created equal.
No. Bill Gates kids vs a crack baby.
If most of your answers are correct you've learned to think outside the box.
If most of your answers are wrong you are still brainwashed by your education.
